Lights, camera, action Break the panic, break a leg Suspense gaining traction Make an omelette, crack an egg I'm not as seen on TV The camera puts a few on But you don't see me I'm treading water I'm not as seen on TV The camera puts a few on But you don't see me I'm treading water Those distinguishing features Extinguishing your flames Anger, dare I say, anguish Calls out my name You may have all the talent You may have all the soul But I'm not scripted TV I've got remote control Climb Mt. Midoriyama Trained to go, Makoto Nagano The vision of what's moving Beat your ghost, coast to coast Keep it in perspective man Keep it in perspective Speaking at the podium Ain't some sorta death wish Jealousy's a trick And I'm taking it to dinner Jealousy's a trick And I'm taking it to dinner Consumer consume us Perfumer perfume us MUA won't you make us Wait stop, I'm not on TV I'm not as seen on TV The camera puts a few on But you don't see me I'm treading water I'm not as seen on TV The camera puts a few on But you don't see me I'm treading water The chandelier is swaying brightly Mood subverted and alive The pulses pumping ever faster Show renewal looking nice Jealousy's a trick And I'm taking it to dinner Jealousy's a trick And I'm taking it to dinner Consumer consume us Perfumer perfume us MUA won't you make us Wait stop, I'm not on TV