Good evening all
Tonight we begin with the story of our impending fall
But first we'll examine this summer's fashions from wall to wall
Then sports with Heather; Todd gives you weather at ten
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Dumbing it all down with mindless chatter
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But the question remains
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The President passed a groundbreaking bill to forgive your sins
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Six live feeds missing the point of this minute's major emergency
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Taking your mind off all the things that matter
Dumbing it all down with mindless chatter
Stay in your seats; you won't want to miss tonight's big show
But the question remains
Do you want to know?
This just in
The President passed a groundbreaking bill to forgive your sins
Turn up the volume; turn up the volume
Six live feeds missing the point of this minute's major emergency
Turn up the volume, turn up the volume
I can't even hear myself thinking
I can't even hear myself thinking
I can't even hear myself thinking
This just in
The President passed a groundbreaking bill to forgive your sins
Turn up the volume; turn up the volume
Six live feeds missing the point of this minute's major emergency
But the question remains
Do you want to know?