She's got a shot glass set from the Sistine Chapel
She bought a New York shoe horn shaped like an apple
Colosseum keepsakes like there's no tomorrow
Cheap key chains from Kilimanjaro
Oh oh oh for the memories
I wonder one day
When her bag's unpacked and the jet lag fades
If she'll feel a thing about this place
I ain't gonna forget a sky so crystal clear
And I'm gonna miss how I felt welcome here
I can't ship home the cobblestones
Or how I faced my fear
But I sure as hell don't need no souvenir
He's got a 10-piece life-size Russian doll
Oh, a glass-blown hand-sewn rhinestone Taj Mahal
Stonehenge mugs, you know he found 'em
He's got an "I climbed Everest" condom
Oh oh oh for the memories
Well I wonder one day
When his bag's unpacked and the jet lag fades
If he'll feel a thing about this place
I ain't gonna forget a sky so crystal clear
And I'm gonna miss how I felt welcome here
I can't ship home the cobblestones
Or how I faced my fear
But I sure as hell don't need no souvenir
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Well I wonder one day
When my bag's unpacked and the jet lag fades
If I'll feel a thing about this place
No I ain't gonna forget a sky so crystal clear
And I'm gonna miss how I felt welcome here
I can't ship home the cobblestones
Or how I faced my fear
But I sure as hell don't need no souvenir
I don't need no souvenir
Oh oh oh oh yeah
I don't need no souvenir