Well hello there little boy
Don't be shy
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky
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Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal
And bring me some brains?
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Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He ain't using his brain he's just watching TV!
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Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain
Brains, brains, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain
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Go down to the wonton shop
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again
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Creep into the donut shop
Sneak in, tip toe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller and a cup full of tea
And any other sweet breads you happen to see
Brains brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain
Brains, brains, it's OK
It's not a matter if it isn't grey
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain
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Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook 'em in a skillet
My bellys rumblin', I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em
I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em
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You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink
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Now fess up boy, come on, heck
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend
Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain
Brains, brains, it's OK
It's not a matter if it isn't grey
And if at first she thinks it's strange
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain
Brains
Bring me her brain
Bring me her brain
Bring me her brain