The minotaur's my butler The Cyclops my valet The centaur drives my chariot That takes me down the way Through a river made of fire To a street thats paved with bones I got a dozen zombie skeletons To walk me to my throne In the Land of the Dead And heck, boy, ain't it grand? Im the overlord of the underworld 'Cause I hold Horror's hand The Land of the Dead And im darkside royalty Im far renowned In the underground And you cant take that me Whoa! (Whoa!) Whoa! (Whoa!) Whoa! (Whoa!) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Cerberus, my lap dog Is loyal as can be My bed is made of skulls Im in the life of luxury I got a dragon's blood jacuzzi The Gorgons think its cool And a 7-Headed Hydra Livin' in my swimming pool! In the Land of the Dead And heck, boy, ain't it grand? Im the overlord of the underworld 'Cause I hold Horror's hand The Land of the Dead And im darkside royalty Im far renowned In the underground And you cant take that me No, you cant take that away from me