My granny while on her deathbed
She turned and said to me
"Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right
But somewhere I went wrong
'Cause you sang those death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs"
When six pallbearers put her down
And laid her body in the ground
My eyes were wet, my face was very long
The pastor said, "Son, here you are
Won't you please take this guitar?
Sing dearly departed granny one last song"
And I sang death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil
Evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell, you know that's how I get along
The world is full of tragedies, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death
Devil, devil, evil, evil songs
Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic
And I was walking out the door
When two dumb jocks came up to me
They said, "Hey fag, it ain't Halloween"
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor
And I sang death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil
Evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell, you know that's how I get along
The world is full of idiots, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death
Devil, devil, evil, evil songs
Well, I went down to church on Sunday
I sat up front in a pew
The priest said, "Jesus and Mary too
Son, what the devil's got into you?
Get up and sing a hymn or two"
And I sang death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil
Evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell, you know that's how I get along
The world's full of hypocrisies, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death
Devil, devil, evil, evil songs
I was invited to the White House
The president pulled me aside
He said, "Son, sing us a song of peace
For those evildoers in the Middle East"
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
I sang death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil
Evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell, you know that's how I get along
The world is full of Ws, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death
Devil, devil, evil, evil songs
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Well, then I died and went to Hell
I could tell right away by the awful smell
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
The devil said, "Come here, young man
My wife and I are your biggest fans"
So naturally, I felt I had it made
Well, then he reached into an iron chest
And he picked a tool that he felt was best
And then he jabbed me in the shlong
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs
He turned to me and winked and sang this song
He sang, "Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil
Evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Yeah, I know that's how you get along
I find your songs hilarious, but now your soul's precarious
Singing your death, death, death, death
Devil, devil, evil, evil songs"
I'm just kidding, kid
Welcome to Hell
Enjoy the buffet
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil
Evil, evil, evil, evil songs
Hell, you know that's how we got along
The world is full of sinners, so how can it be wrong?
Singing death, death, death, death
Devil, devil, evil, evil songs