Fuck! That is the last time I ever host somebody's wriggling day party at my place
I'm gonna be cleaning up after Egbert and all his ilk until my eleventh sweep at this rate!
Ugh, why are we even friends, anyway?
Right, his taste in movies
Well, this huge pile of DVDs isn't going to clean itself up
I might as well make this somewhat enjoyable
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch, and Miss Congeniality
This is just the tip of the iceberg that's my menagerie
The Wedding Singer, Groundhog Day
The Princess Bride, Love, Actually
Titanic, Juno, Knocked Up, She's All That, Coyote Ugly
When I was just a wriggler, my lusus often preached
"To be a skilled entrepreneur, five figures must be reached!"
And whether one's collection is of stamps, or coins, or dolls
If you're a true enthusiast, you have to buy them all!
Thirteen Going On Thirty, What's Your Number?, Mamma Mia!
Four Weddings and A Funeral is something you should see
Along Came Polly, Wedding Crashers, Something's Gotta Give
The Cutting Edge, My Best Friend's Wedding, Sweet Home Alabama
This one's one of my all time favorites!
In which the main protagonist sits idly 'til one day
He finds himself head over heels for redrom interest 'A'
But redrom interest 'A' is flushing for her kismesis
Whose auspistice's moirail is the main protagonist!
(Oh!)
Monster-In-Law, One Fine Day, The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Definitely Maybe, Win A Date With Tad Hamilton
How to Lose A Guy in Ten Days, Leap Year, The Proposal
Did You Hear About The Morgans?, Kate and Leopold
Of course, I'm also rather partial to
In which the hero finds himself forced to make a big desicion
About whether or not he can commit to his matesprit
Meanwhile, his kismesis has been putting the moves on his moirail
And no one is really sure how to feel about that!
But then there's a duel to the death over
The hero's remaining quadrants
And his matesprit is mortally wounded and her dying wish is...!
(Ahem)
I mean...
So when it comes to romance, look no further than this troll!
This genre is my expertise and I am on a roll!
In fact, I think we call could benefit from my advice
For example, Eridan and Sollux watched
Pirates of The Caribbean together last weekend
And gave each other matching black eyes
Thrice!
And that's not even a hatedate movie
But these are!
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Six Days, Seven Nights Never Been Kissed While You Were Sleeping
Ten Things I Hate About You, A Cinderella Story
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch, and Miss Congeniality
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch, and Miss Congeniality!