I'll take you out tonight
Do whatever you'd like
Strider, Strider be mine
Strider be mine
I'll wear your shades tonight
And clothing you don't like
Strider, Strider be mine
Strider be mine
When it comes to romance
You know there's only one dance
If your hatred is freelance
I could see me in your pants
I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair
I think your cape is dumb, and you've got no flare
I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair
I think your cape is dumb, and you've got no flare
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
He thinks he's such hot shit
With all his coolkid tricks
'Cause he gets all the chicks
Can't believe even I fell for this
He thinks he's such hot shit
With all his cool kid tricks
'Cause he gets all the chicks
Can't believe even I fell for this
Think you're the chosen knight?
You better stand and fight
Strider, Strider be mine
Be fucking mine!
You bloody hypocrite
Your fine ass won't be missed
I hope you choke on something sharp and die
When it comes to romance
You know there's only one dance
If your hatred is freelance
I could see me in your pants
I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair
I think your cape is dumb, and you've got no flare
I hate your stoic face, and your stupid hair
I think your cape is dumb, and you've got no flare
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
I don't speak cool kid
But I can if you like
I-I-I-I don't speak cool kid
But I can if you like (But I can if you like)
I don't speak cool kid
But I can if you like
I hate your fucking face, and that stoic stare
I think your cape is dumb, and you've got no flare
I think it's pretty clear that I do not care
But I wanna run my hands through your hipster hair!
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
I want you Strider, yeah
Hey, Strider, this is it
You fucking make me sick
If you can't handle this
Shut up and draw some more dicks
Hey, Strider, this is it
You fucking make me sick
If you can't handle this
Shut up and draw some more dicks