She still won't look my way
But this quadrant, there's another way
There are four of them, after all
And nobody ever said moirallegiance was completely vanilla!
But, then I'd be committing infidelity with Gamzee
And I'd seem desperate
This is wrong, it's so wrong
I'm so torn that I don't know what to do
Fighting with stoic pricks, when I just wanna fix
Everything I screwed up over you
Practically gone insane, got sick fires on the brain
Pretty sure I fucked this up from the start
If we change red to black
Hey, cut me some slack!
A spade upside-down is a heart
This spade is my heart
On this dark, dizzy, merry-go-round
I might be in denial, it's not like I'm on trial
Oh, I toss and I turn, yet her blind eyes still burn
Straight through to the pit of my soul
Yes, I am guilty as charged
This spade is my heart!
All those times when she pouted her lips, and called me, "Karkles"
And whenever she guessed that my blood's bright hue
Her eyes would... sparkle
I still swoon when she walks through that door, gotta be... cautious
Now she's ass-over-teakettle for
(Fucking Strider!)
I'm getting nauseous, eugh
C'mon Vantas, you're the man with the plan, the team leader
You gotta do something, but what?
I could always hunt down one of Vriska's dream bubbles
And ask her on a movie date
Aw, but that would never work
She's got worse taste in cinema than the likes of even John Egbert!
But wait, what if I coerced Strider into
No! Absolutely not! Never in a million years!
Not even in either of their dreams!
Over my dead body!
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This fucking sucks!
Cheated! I feel cheated!
I'm defeated, I should give up right now
Gotta look on the bright side, with all of my might
But I fall for her still, anyhow!
If I'm dancing this dance, I won't stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes me fall!
So, I guess might as well, dance this tango to hell
At least I'll have tango-ed at all!
This spade is my heart!
And I'll dance 'til I'm singing the blues
I'll pretend that I loathe her, so that I can still hold her!
But the end, it will come, still, I gotta play dumb
'Til I'm glum and my chums leave me too
I never did get the girl
Though she's the center of my world
I need to take a long hike off a short meteor
This spade is my heart!