Jonny: Sing along if you still know the words. Tim?
Tim: It's been ten years!
Jonny: Ten millenium.
Give or take.
Tim: And not once, not once! have you said please.
Jonny: Now? This is when... We're doing this now.
Tim: Now!
In the crowd: Be polite!
Jonny: Tim... Please.
Basic politeness gets a cheer, that's...
Incredibly polite.
What shall we do with a drunk
Crowd: Space pirate
What shall we do with a drunk space pirate
I don't even need to be here, do I?
What shall we do with a drunk space pirate?
Distant stars awaiting!
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting
Shove him in the airlock 'til he's sober
Shove him in the airlock 'til he's sober
Shove him in the airlock 'til he's sober
Distant stars awaiting
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting
Strap him to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Strap him to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Strap him to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Distant stars awaiting
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting
Throw him in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Throw him in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Throw him in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Distant stars awaiting
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting
Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Oh distant stars awaiting
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting
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Shave his belly with a rusty laser
Distant stars awaiting
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting
And so
It is goodbye
From the crew of the Aurora
Ben Below as Drumbot Brian
Frank Voss as Ashes O'Reilly
Tim Ledsam as Gunpowder Tim
Kofi Young as Baron Marius Von Raum
Rachel L Hughes as Raphaella La Cognizi
Morgan Wilkinson as Ivy Alexandria
The Toy Soldier as Jessica Law
And Jonny Sims as Jonny D'Ville
Your humble first mate
Tim: First ma-
Toy Soldier: Wait, what?
Jonny: I know what I said!
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That's what we'll do with a drunk space pirate
That's what we'll do with a drunk space pirate
That's what we'll do with a drunk space pirate
Distant stars awaiting
Thank you!