I thought myself an orphan I clawed my way up from the streets To earn my rank of doctor Equal to any I should meet How could I know my fame arose from sly Olympian winks? And soon I'd match myself against the riddle of the Sphinx Four legs in the morning Two legs in the day Three legs in the evening As body and mind decay A mad disease striking poverty In the slums no-one cares about In its host causes rapid growth In just weeks they will die Children then look as aged men But have not learned the words to cry An old withered corpse, yet a child Four legs in the morning Two legs in the day Three legs in the evening As body and mind decay Years I spent in experiment Dissecting its chemistry Endless tests finally yield success With the compounds I need A consequence, baleful oxidants From Olympian eternity They had to know what it leads to Four legs in the morning Two legs in the day Three legs in the evening As body and mind decay Oedipus Come, don't make a fuss Your research takes a dangerous path Take a pause Find another cause This will end in your fall Whoe'er you be If you threaten me I warn you will feel my wrath Don't interfere with my calling Four legs in the morning Two legs in the day Three legs in the evening As body and mind decay Four legs in the morning Two legs in the day Three legs in the evening As body and mind decay Soon, the Olympians knew Of what their immortality cost They feigned their contrition Mourning the lives that had been lost They swore they'd find a way That wouldn't lead to loss of life They showered me with riches And introduced me to my wife