I like your weird clothes, your needy demeanor I like your days off and your key carabiner I like your big head, your little taught body I like your fine threads and your ridiculous hobbies I know you bleed glitter and you have a heart of stone All I really want's an actor of my own Your affected walk, your witty conversation Your free pillow talk, the way that you seek validation Let's go on vacation, get soft and complacent Take home a big puppy, get mean and impatient I know you bleed glitter and you have a heart of stone But all I really want's an actor of my own ♪ I say, "I love sheperd", I wanna hear you say, "Me too" I say, "I'm free tomorrow", I wanna hear, "What should we do?" I want a gym routine, self-obsessed, hardly dressed teen dream Who cares about sunscreen when love's to make me Wilhelm's scream? 'Cause it sounds like applause Maybe he'll cheat on me, but I'll forgive him when he does I know you bleed glitter and you have a heart of stone But all I really want's an actor of my own ♪ The Inn in Baton Rouge, she was a late shift waitress With a pour heavy, now you're home on hiatus Does she hold a candle to me? I kissed my co-star in rehearsal anyway ♪ (I'd like to hear that one)