Sweet baby many names Take the kitty in your hand honey Sweet lady many games Spend a little of the band money On Claudia On Claudia Same street a different night In the middle of the beast belly Suit glasses and a tie Type of money that can get any With your whispering hands And your futile commands Your in search for new plans I hope you find it all All your looking for But sweet baby many names Take the kitty in your hand honey Sweet lady many games Spend a little of the band money On Claudia On Claudia With me is money Tinkle tinkle on the stairs Bodes extravagant intro A single gold coin falls through The keyhole then Bang! He jumps in Wielding 40's swing music Winks to me under his Sharply trimmed brows And turns my ceiling lamp Into a chandelier He kisses my cat fondly Into a panther with a diamond leash Dances around Pointing this way and that Until my room resembles a Parisian luxury suite My breasts are 3 sizes bigger And my cereal has turned into cocaine Finally he stands with wild ecstatic eyes In the center of his creation Behold woman, I'm money!' Loud and slow Like citing some ancient ritual I let fall the last piece of underwear And bow my head Behold money, I'm woman'! You want Claudia I'm not Claudia You want Claudia Take that poor little kittie in your hand honey I'm not Claudia So spend a little of that hard earned band money