Weel, the bartender's cominng to throw Us out from the place We've got no choice We've tasted his special four times and Now we can't Leave without makin' a noise We're far away from home and all our Money's gone We're drowing our troubles in whisky And Irish coffey Oh will you please help me to the door It's time for us to leave At nine everything's allright I feel the sun Shining on me At midnight everything's allright bet then I see two suns shinin' On me Well I'm getting to warm I got to cool Down my head I want t ogo out but I'm staying instead With a whisky Oh will you please help me to the door I think it's time for us to leave We can't say no when those nice guys Are comming to Offer us something to drink No we're just too kind and sometimes I wonder what my Mother will think We used to go out and take a Coke or two But it's much better t omix it with Something stronger So will you please help me to the door I think it's time for us to go