How very dare you... You're gonna just sit there And brag about all the things you could do If you wanted to How very dare you... You wanna just sit there And talk about all the things you could say On any given day Once I saw a documentary about Japanese people stabbing dolphins to death for money It was sad Good thing there's plenty more dolphins! Sometimes I feel like I wanna stop eating animals 'Cause it hurts them and it messes up earth But then I see a McDonald's And I wanna eat burgers too! How very dare you... You're gonna just sit there And brag about all the things you could do If you wanted to How very dare you... You wanna just sit there And talk about all the things you could say On any given day Sometimes I think people on the news show Only think what they think Hey, isn't that blonde lady pretty? If I could do one thing for the Earth It would be to give it a cup of smiles! So then everyone could be happy! How very dare you... You're gonna just sit there And brag about all the things you could do If you wanted to How very dare you... You wanna just sit there And talk about all the things you could say On any given day