Every now and then the world is strange Time to stop and re-evaluate Broken heart won't equal broken dreams Mr. Bond, find the real me, please Critics wonder where the feeling went E-TV reports "The Passion's Spent!" One of the days that never seem to end And where the fuck is my script again I am the protagonist Disarmed the bomb Fucked the femme fatale I am the protagonist The credits roll Discover who we are Roll the camera hit the winning smile Take 15 - it's gonna take a while Smoke machines can make it hard to breathe Mr. Bond, find the real me, please Gonna hang inside my trailer more This is what they made the trailer for Make-Up let's me be a real man And where the fuck is my script again