It's Tuesday night
You know I'm 'bout to get high as fuck
Order dinner
Chinese food and I'm 'bout to grub
I'm hot and ready
But there's one thing that I need to do
I'm scrolling Netflix
Tryna find something to view
Should I try to start a new show?
Or choose something I already know?
I was about to give up
But then I saw his face
David Attendaddy
You're the one I need
So talk to me about the mushrooms
And the hundred-fifty year old trees
I need
Some tracking shots of jungles, oceans, and jellyfishes
David Attendaddy
Grant me all my wishes, Bae
I know what I need
Tonight, I'm about to watch me a nature show
Looking at the penguins, they walkin'
(Walkin')
Look at the birdies, they flockin'
(Flockin')
Pizza delivery knockin'
(Knockin')
Listen to Davie, he's talkin'
(Yuh)
My dude is British as fuck
(Fuck)
Listen to how he says "duck"
(Duck)
Old timey British is up
(What?)
Old timey British is up
(Yuh)
I watch the nature shows often
(Facts)
'Bout to watch me a dolphin
(Fins)
Watch it till I'm in a coffin
(RIP)
Hit the blunt, now I am coughin'
(Pussy)
You can keep watching the office
(Cringe)
Nature, I'll never get off this
(Nope)
Rain forest, you cannot top this
(Based)
Damn
Where the fuck did I cop this?
David Attendaddy
You're the one I need
So talk to me about the mushrooms
And the hundred-fifty year old trees
I need
Some tracking shots of jungles, oceans, and jellyfishes
David Attendaddy
Grant me all my wishes, Bae
I know what I need
Tonight, I'm about to watch me a nature show
Cos you're the only one
Who understands my pain
I love the sound of your voice
Inside the jungle rain
So, please don't make me beg
You got me on my knees
Show me all your wilderness
Before I fall asleep
David Attendaddy
You're the one I need
So talk to me about the mushrooms
And the hundred-fifty year old trees
I need
Some tracking shots of jungles, oceans, and jellyfishes
David Attendaddy
Grant me all my wishes, Bae
I know what I need
Tonight, I'm about to watch me a nature show
I know what I need
From David Attendaddy
Talk to me about the mushrooms
And the hundred-fifty year old trees