Wearing the beautiful silver ring my mother gave me Suddenly a bite... as my fishing rod fell to the floor Along with the label-less empty can of some processed vegetable That had propped it up... Our holy father is probably closer to the horseshoe crab than say... Jupiter Or so I've been... i can't believe what I've been taught to take note of as precious Pledge of Allegiance On down to the correct spelling of success Cursive Or standardized rigamaroling utility Powerful being scoffs at dog ears and near Truths smeared between index and appendix... but heck At least the lunches were hot... George Washington Woodrow Wilson Baton Rouge, Louisiana Texas the Longhorn State Refraction of light in the earth's atmosphere Triceratops A-e-i-o-u and sometimes... There's no such thing as a dumb question "Out damn spot" P.e.m.d.a.s. Cosine of a 90 degree angle is Zero "Et tu brute", Whales and dolphins are people too The Civil War was something to be proud of Subject, prepositional phrase, predicate And size order was only... the beginning So I wonder, has my doodling suffered... Who misses covering their textbooks Authority figures folded hands silence... Brainwashing is educational... We, the schoolboard and the church and state Acting on behalf of our sponsors... Are here to protect you... all of you From drugs And the slightest knowledge of sole purpose... I never had a problem with cheating... Upon receipt of your son and daughter's scores You may find him or her to be more than Apt above average in kind of... well the following I want my unicorn back... And that last wish for an infinite amount of wishes... The damned, the difficult, and the testable material... That's funny... yours says good job too... I'm so bad with the names Of Mice and Men Huh huh... he's so creative... but he's no xl-57 These completely complacent self-sufficient offspring Can be confined and reconfigured to appear As any of the three sexes and have a complete record of Every single thing there ever is and will be... Fist fights... the twisted torture of social acclimation... Bells clang to segment the fun-filled artificial day further As several hundred Galapagan sea turtles line up to enter the building... If you give them all different names and teach them all the same Thing... the earth turns into toffee... And you can find out how good people really, really are... Static and cold... my formative years Were spent projecting myself outside that window From chair with a desk bolted to it Bolted to it the sacrificial billy goat accepted What had been ponded through it... And the next person who encourages me... Not to write in the first person gets left back In case of fire, quietly and in an orderly fashion Form a single file line in the front of the class And wait for your instructor, facing the door Continue towards the north stairwell Then proceed calmly and quickly towards the nearest exit Leave your bags and coats behind kindly... thank you You can't tell me I'm not good at math Poor writer my... I've got 25 jumping jacks left and two big circles to run in... Don't want to be late for attentive head nodding and tie tying class... Present in six months, I'll be a college graduate... And then I'm gonna be... mr., dr., police, fire, space man Ballerina, zookeeper, cowboy, president of the united states... What are you gonna be... ? Before you get sent out to sea... Wearing the beautiful silver ring my mother gave me I see an assembly of these hideous curriculum monsters Coccyx bones On a splintering rickety loom All in a light grey auditorium through a knot in a boarded up window That was painted shut by Satan and his vice principals