Fuck covid
I don't think that the UK's coping
Fuck covid
We have only got worse approaching
Fuck covid
We all watched as the world exploded
Fuck covid
Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless
Fuck covid
I don't think that the UK's coping
Fuck covid
We have only got worse approaching
Fuck covid
We all watched as the world exploded
Fuck covid
Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless
Covid-19 or should I say a fucking slag
It's the same as BLM, a bit of a drag
Sitting at home for hours and hours
It's worse than being the victims of the twin towers
Yo, it's your mum, just had my 7th wank to her
Now my dick's numb
Fat people running to try and get fit
Who are you kidding? Go slit your wrists
You know it's bad but I had to keep count
Lockdowns now higher than my body count
Good old Boris looks like my nan
And a pedo, who drives a white van
Who cares about the stats?
You white ape
9/10 people enjoy gang rape
We thought 2020 put covid into place
But this whole things longer than the Madeline McCann case
It's 2021
Still in lockdown, this ain't fun
I hope we're almost done, but it seems we've just begun
Matt Hancock's head is spun, faking tears man are you dumb?
You are Piers Morgans son, dodging the question like there's none
Quarantine's got me lazy
Covid, look at what you made me
Life's been boring lately
I've been overthinking daily
I don't want no maybes
Tell us straight about our safety
The government are shady
Think I might be going crazy
Fuck covid
I don't think that the UK's coping
Fuck covid
We have only got worse approaching
Fuck covid
We all watched as the world exploded
Fuck covid
Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless
Fuck covid
I don't think that the UK's coping
Fuck covid
We have only got worse approaching
Fuck covid
We all watched as the world exploded
Fuck covid
Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless
Boris dipped his head in cocaine
Him and Matt are only to blame
They're like Ant & Dec if they smoked crack
Where's David Cameron? We want him back
This country's a joke to the world and all
Even the US, and they've got Jake Paul
My sex drive is higher than Snoop Dogg
It's times like this I really need a dog
I need a girls number, pretty please
If you're just Jewish, just roll up your sleeves
People don't care if they break the rules
Why the fuck did we open the schools?
I just can't wait for it to be over
But I can wait for that hangover
Lockdowns so dead it makes Kobe alive
This things worse than Princess Diana's drive
How many lockdowns now? 1? 2? 3?
I'm getting sick of this, couldn't have written this, that was the worst year that we'll see
So Boris, sort it out mate
Government keep playing us, it's foul play
Pay our wages, still don't outweigh
Millions of people filled with outrage
They say it's over soon
We've been hearing that since last June
This shit got me fucked up man, had to get it all out so I wrote this tune
I've been sat in my chair since noon
Now it's midnight and I still haven't moved
Here comes this new variant, don't want that shit, I wanna be immune
Fuck covid
I don't think that the UK's coping
Fuck covid
We have only got worse approaching
Fuck covid
We all watched as the world exploded
Fuck covid
Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless
Fuck covid
I don't think that the UK's coping
Fuck covid
We have only got worse approaching
Fuck covid
We all watched as the world exploded
Fuck covid
Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless