Wooden houses, pants not trousers Sidewalk walking, waldo stalking I've got a friend in America He says 'Hello' Don't be scared I'm just warning you They call 'Jelly', 'Jello' Freedom nation Filling station Trash in trash can Here comes uncle Sam United States of America I don't claim to know My North from my South Carolina And what the heck is a 'Sloppy Joe'? I've never been to America, but I'd like to go I've never been to America, but I'd like to go I've never been to America, but I'd like to go I've never been to America, but I'd like to go.