Well, I've heard some mixed opinions
About whiskey, wine, and beer
But I went to school at Honky Tonk U
So let me clear the air
Wine won't sneak up on you
And whiskey don't make you mean
And beer don't make you fat
It makes you lean
Well, you lean on the tables
You lean on the bar
You lean on your buddy stumbling out to the car
You lean on your woman while she drives you home
You lean, lean, lean until you're beer and bones
Don't let them feed you no lines about too many calories
They say it makes you fat, but it's a honky tonk fact
Beer makes you lean
I put some scars on my guitar
When I used it for a crutch
And when I'm shot that old jukebox
Helps to prop me up
And I've stood tall against the wall at forty-five degrees
Hey beer don't make you fat, it makes you lean
Yes, it does
Well, you lean on the tables
You lean on the bar
You lean on your buddy stumbling out to the car
You lean on your woman while she drives you home
You lean, lean, lean until you're beer and bones
Don't let them feed you no lines about too many calories
They say it makes you fat, but it's a honky tonk fact
Beer makes you lean
Aw, pour us another round boys
Don't let them feed you no lines about too many calories
They say it makes you fat, but it's a honky tonk fact
Beer makes you lean
Yea, I'll drink to that
It don't make you fat
Beer makes you lean
On everything