[Keith's rhyme]
Baby, can you feel my love?
I got my shorts on-
And I'm taking them off
Now when I saw your face I'm a believer
Hey what you got the keys to my Beamer
A keeper get the fever viva end receiver
Oochie Wally Wally leave it to my Beaver
Take a big sip and inhale, you tip the scale
If this rap game don't work out baby you cut for Chippendales
I got my nails done for this special day, Oil of Olay
Case of Criss in piss in the bidet I'm Miss rappin Jon Benet
Big hunk blowin spunk in the back of the top bunk
Slam dunk Daft Punk's voice box in the water kerplunk
Get krunk forget Clyde and Bonnie Ted Bundy and Peg Bundy Burt and Loni
Nancy and Ronnie Betty and Barney smokin mariwanni, I'm a little horny
On and on a common bond two vagabonds in Vuitton
Eatin Cinnebons at a mall on Mars where we belong
Arm in arm naked making spawn at the salad bar get
Salad tongs deliver our new baby born
Wait something's wrong, I gotta call my moms tell her Keith's on my song
Ultramagnetic you helped my headache like a music paramedic
You mad athletic there I said it
I'm older now, Come 'n get it
We're like Doin it and Doin it well, So poetic
[Keith's rhyme]
You and me like ET and Drew Barrymore
Pick Reese's Pieces off your piece I want to marry more Keith
You'll be comin soon, to a theatre near me
Veni Vidi Veni Veni-I came I saw I came and I came again that's three
[Keith's rhyme]
I think about you and the things you say when you rhyme
Won't beat around the bush so you can beat around mine
I'm a Slinky, coil my butt back and forth down the
Stair I'm kinkier than pubic hair