Help me Merle, I'm breakin' out in a Nashville rash It's lookin' like I'm fallin' in the cracks I'm too country now for country, ain't that just like Johnny Cash? Help me Merle, I'm breakin' out in a Nashville rash I should've known it when they closed the Old Opry down And things are bound to change there in that town, and they did You can't grow if you rip your roots out of the ground It looks like that Nashville rash gettin' 'round Help me Merle, I'm breakin' out in a Nashville rash It's lookin' like I'm fallin' in the cracks I'm too country now for country, ain't that just like Johnny Cash Help me Merle, I'm breakin' out in a Nashville rash, that's right Ow-ho Oh, no Now ain't it funny how things really, really change Hell, the pop songs of the '80s and the '70s sounds like country hits today Breaks my heart to see all my heroes fadin' away (well, that was nice?) Victims of Nashville's rash, Nashville's ways Help me Merle, I'm breakin' out in a Nashville rash It's lookin' like I'm fallin' in the cracks I'm too country now for country, ain't that just like Johnny Cash, hmm Yeah, get rhythm when you get the blues Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues Only cost a dime, that nickel a shoe, does a thousand dollars worth of good for you Get rhythm, yeah you get the blues Help me Merle, I'm breakin' out in a Nashville rash, that's right Thanks y'all (two, three...) A big hey for the Lone Stars if you would Don Reevie, step up Don Get in front of that microphone, will ya? Get in front of that big fan of yours, Don Reevie Don, Don Pawlak on the pedal steel Herb Belofsky on the drums And Gene Kurtz on the bass Sing around, we'll have another sip, a lil bit God bless you, thank you a lot Dale Watson, ladies and gentlemen Dale Watson Thank you