Televangelisted Drinking double-fisted Caught in headsets Following footlights Like nothing she had ever seen It wasn't just the color green And I can't ask for more And I won't ask for more Than an open door to the world For monochrome girl And we all followed 'Cause we had nothing better to do I'm not sure that is true But it was something like the color blue And I can't ask for more And I won't ask for more Than an open door to the world For monochrome girl We might as well be dead But when she said "go to bed" It was better than the color red