New Year's Day, lyin' next to my bed With a hand in my pants and a song in my head About being depressed 'til I figured out it ain't the 90's anymore I looked through a Raygun and looked through a spin Then I ripped out the pages of clothes that were in Then threw my Pumas and tried to put it all behind me And Mona Lisa smiled as I was walkin' out the door She said, "You know, you gotta keep it real, just like the year before" I second that emotion and 20, 000 more 'Cause I could change and you could change But everybody would stay the same I could change and you could change But everybody would stay the same, I know Still on vacation with nothin' to do so I got in my car and I got a tattoo Just to cover up the one that I got of you when I was drinkin' I really only now regret the things I haven't done And stayin' under covers in the dark it ain't no fun You know I'd rather take my glasses off and stare right at the sun 'Cause I could change and you could change But everybody would stay the same I could change and you could change But everybody would stay the same, I know, I know I could change and you could change But everybody would stay the same I could change and you could change But everybody would stay the same, I know Hey, hey, hey I know, I know, I know, I know