It's hard being a man Living in a garbage pail My landlady called me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more, oh I can't stand it any more more But if baby would just come back, it'd be alright Oh, if baby would just come back, it would be alright Oh, come back I live with 13 dead cats And a dog that wears spats They're all living out in the hall And I can't stand it any more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more But if baby would just come back, it'd be alright Oh, if baby would just come back, it would be alright Be alright, woo! I'm tired of living all alone Nobody ever calls me on the phone But when things are getting better I just play my music louder I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it