It's hard being a man Living in a garbage pail My landlady called me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more, oh I can't stand it any more more But if baby would just come back, it'd be alright Oh, if baby would just come back, it would be alright Oh, come back I live with 13 dead cats And a dog that wears spats They're all living out in the hall And I can't stand it any more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more But if baby would just come back, it'd be alright Oh, if baby would just come back, it would be alright Be alright, woo! ♪ I'm tired of living all alone Nobody ever calls me on the phone But when things are getting better I just play my music louder I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it