I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear About this kid who just don't like me and that's a solid fact They say he's hunting me and as you see I'm all swelled up with fear 'Cause I can't get him off my back If you see Jordan If you see Jordan He makes me sick He makes me sick High school's over High school's over And you still won't quit You tried to fight me down at Tyler's Beach And man I think that's great You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls Then you drove home real quick Did you make it in time to masturbate? There's one too many of you in this world If you see Jordan If you see Jordan He makes me sick He makes me sick High school's over High school's over And you still won't quit You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that led us to this song Won't play it often just at least until you're gone You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything up to that's pretend You tried to brainwash all my friends If you see Jordan If you see Jordan He makes me sick He makes me sick High school's over High school's over And you still won't quit Fuck you, Jordan Fuck you, Jordan You make me sick You make me sick High school's over High school's over I don't care if you dye your hair You'll always be a little redhead bitch