Congratulations honey It's once again that time of year Your dad's Disability money Seemed to make the bad things disappear But it's even cold when it's sunny It's even cold when you're near me I tried to hard to be funny I tried to hard for you to hear me When the family storage unit closes forever And you'll never hear the motorized ornaments again In some white trash towns where the solace drowns whenever The muffler putters away like a birthday balloon Losing wind I lost your name in the autumn Is there something else that I can call you? You left me down at the bottom Is there something I could do to stall you? Because there's 30 years of back-to-school tears in your eyes With the cleaning supplies that smell like coming home And the leaves that scrape in their escape, it implies A familiar voice that's growing faint On the other end of the telephone When the family storage unit closes forever And you'll never hear the motorized ornaments again In some white trash towns where the solace drowns whenever The muffler putters away like a birthday balloon Losing wind Thinking about some house I knew in college Thinking about some girl I knew in 6th grade Thinking about the taste of her apology And the smell of the coffee that my dad made Congratulations honey It's once again that time of year