Woke up with an ache, knowing you're gonna be late You got that feeling of dread, you're in the wrong bed Too many shots, and you somehow forgot It was just a Tuesday night Your boss on the phone, she's using her cutting down tone Tells you to pick up her laundry and bring 'em all coffee It's a shitty first job, but it's all you got And the rent's due next week You're feeling alone Knowing you're on your own But what can you do? No one helps you When you're twenty-four and wanting more You're opening the door to your Twenties Welcome to the big decade of your life In your twenties, you find that it ain't the time That you always thought it'd be Twenties Your best friend's getting married and she swears that she's ready And you, you can't find a date, You're stuck talking to people you hate And they ask how you've been, what's your job, where you live You say you just moved back in with your parents You're feeling confused You don't know what you're supposed to do And what was the point of school? Sure, you got that degree But still nothing comes easy When you're twenty-six, still blowing it You're right in the thick of your Twenties Welcome to the big decade of your life In your twenties, you find that it ain't the time That you always thought it'd be Twenties Somebody catch us a break There's just so much we can take I guess we made it Twenties