I save my ammunition for when I get back home I save my aggravation for a conversation on the phone Anything can happen with these wicked lives we lead Everything goes wrong And then I come back begging on my knees She spins my head around, just like a twister She shakes me up when I shake down, just like a twister We turned the lights down low Because your daddy was comin' home Didn't want him findin' me somewhere I don't belong Romeo and Juliet so perfect in the dark No one could hear us When we twist and turn ourselves apart She rock and rolled me, just like a twister She picked me up and throwed me, just like a twister She moved me like a hurricane So stay away from her mister 'Cause I love her, I love her, just like a twister Nostalgia rules for fools like me Who can't throw anything away She acts much older than her age Neither of us goin' grey Tame the dragon deep inside Never let him show Always nice and so polite But there's something I think you should know She's mean and evil - tough and true Just like a twister She don't need me - she don't need you Just like a twister She's a sweet tornado Texas-style So stay away from her mister Because I love her, I love her Just like a twister