She's a man I understand her name is Ted ♪ A left hand partner, you know Well, they call him Fred He's great in bed And within her head Are mirrors and mixtures Velvet pillows Weeping willows blooming In her eyes ♪ She's a man, if you don't understand Take a closer look On the dark horse I read all about In a funny book Her voice leaves no choice I'm aware she's had one shout There's no doubt she will leave you (She will leave you) Blind ♪ She's a man I understand her name is Ted ♪ A left hand partner, you know Well, they call him Fred He's great in bed And within her head Are mirrors and mixtures Velvet pillows Weeping willows blooming In her eyes