Welcome to the pharmacy, we got just what you need To mix all of your frustrations with a bit of irony I'll put on my sarcastic smile and show you how I bleed I'll make you forget what you think you know about me You're upset again? Well, you're not alone I've got the Devil on my side, so I have demons of my own And you will never understand what it's like to miss home But maybe you could if you would just pick up the phone There was a time when you'd give me your word and I could count on you to follow through, 'cause I deserve it If you are the endgame and I am the start, then I actually hope that somewhere in between I fall apart Call me a loser and that's exactly what I'll be 'Cause I lose everything, from your interest to my keys Call me a loser and that's exactly what I'll be Welcome to the pharmacy, we got just what you need To mix all of your frustrations with a bit of irony I'll put on my sarcastic smile and show you how I bleed I'll make you forget what you think you know about me Hold on, I'd like to propose a toast To broken promises and broken bones Hiding in your closet under piles of clothes Yeah, but everybody knows I'm a disaster, hang me from the rafters Maybe then I'll finally get: "Happy Ever After" Write my epitaph on the headboard of my bed And hopefully tomorrow morning, I'll wake up dead (Is this what you wanted?) Welcome to the pharmacy, we got just what you need To mix all of your frustrations with a bit of irony I'll put on my sarcastic smile and show you how I bleed I'll make you remember that you don't know shit about me Call me a liar and that's exactly what I'll be I'll lie with death if just to make you fucking scared of me Call me a liar and that's exactly what I'll be Growing up, I was afraid of the world And you were the one who always wanted more But while I had monsters under my bed You've always had them in yours I guess I wished that I was your monster I guess I've just always been your ghost So why am I the one feeling haunted by you? Is this what you wanted?