Silent auction is on I'll spend all I have I'll spend all I owe No, I don't need more shit to make me happy, yet I wonder How good would this Mona Lisa Replica look when I hang it up in the kitchen? I bet it looks bitchin', and we know It's all for show Silent auction is on I'll spend all I have, I'll spend all I owe No, credit's all maxed out but I need money, it's not funny When you are in need of something beautiful Like this Italian rug would make happy Such a sad scene, and we know Yeah we know It's all for show Silent auction is on I'll spend all I have I'll spend all I owe