The cosmic logic swept in the closet And in the moral bank the key deposit You have the satisfaction of being served by the greatest lovers ever known Conspiracy! Martyr's for monogamy You'll never find a better specimen than me Excitement, romance, and true chivalry Every virtue embodied in my righteous body If you protest, then fight us without mercy Because I've cried myself to sleep more times than I would care to bother to count Because my mentality is not my own Because my morality is not my own We both drank from this cup but I don't feel anything Now I'm not accusing anyone of anything Just a little anxious when it comes down to promiscuity In self defence it's common sense to treasure sexuality But just don't forget about me Just don't forget about me