Find yourself alone in an empty house Skipping meals, sinking into a lonely couch It's just you, a remote, and re-run TV The leak in your ceiling starting caving in All your fears have been realized Take a train to your job You're in bed by 9 You gave up your hobbies months ago Put yourself under a microscope It's all magnified It's all elevated See myself getting fat and lazy Track marks in these carpets Tell no lie What a life You call this life? It's a strife and I'm to blame What a god damn mess I've made What a life What a joke Can't change the channel No remote This is my reality All your fears have been realized Take a train to your job You're in bed by 9 You gave up your hobbies years ago And put yourself under a microscope