If I was mean as you I would've done that too I'd be running down your name While I was putting out the flame With someone new If I had a street like that Down the middle of my bath Baby, it'd be all black and blue Beat up, broken down and bruised If I was mean as you Now baby, don't you worry I ain't wasting my sweet time I want you to be the first to know That you're the last thing on my mind If I cared enough to hurt you You'd never get a good night rest Wondering when I was gonna do The next nasty thing to you Baby, I've learned from the best If I was mean as you Out of hell I'd put you through I'd be running down your name While I was putting out the flame With someone new If I had a street like that Down the middle of my bath Baby, it'd be all black and blue Beat up, broken down and bruised If I was mean as you I'd let some guy spend the night And make sure you see his car I'd put it on a billboard just how terrible you are I's shoot another arrow through your heart If I was mean as you If I had a street like that Down the middle of my bath Baby, it'd be all black and blue Beat up, broken down and bruised If I was mean as you If I was mean as you