I saw you pull up next door in your Subaru
Bet that thing runs on veggie oil
Strapped to the top were some trash bags and a big canoe
Shovel and a couple bags of top soil
I bet you're probably growing marijuana
In that big organic garden in your yard
You walk around in sandals and pajamas
Was getting dressed really all that hard?
I'm surprised you even saw me from where you're sitting
Behind that 747 in your drive
That's the greenest grass I think I've ever seen
It's probably from all the dangerous pesticides
You seem like you'd have a doomsday compound
Full of firearms, ammunition and canned foods
That ain't just paranoia, it really gets me down
You're clearly watching way too much Fox News
I was gonna keep my distance
Cause we are so different
Til one day I heard you crankin up the Hag
You like country music, do ya?
What if I do, what's it to ya?
Well if you like you country music
Then I guess you're not so bad
Whatever you've got I hope it's not contagious
I like you even though you're so uptight
Your record collection covers all the bases
From Kitty Wells all the way on down to Dwight
I'll ignore all your hippie bumper stickers
And that Ronald Reagan poster on your wall
It's true that we've got nothing in common
But a love of country music conquers all
I was gonna keep my distance
Cause we are so different
Til one day I heard you crankin up the Hag
You like country music, do ya?
What if I do, what's it to ya?
Well if you like you country music
Then I guess you're not so bad
You like country music, do ya?
What if I do, what's it to ya?
Well if you like you country music
Then I guess you're not so bad
Sunny, who you voting for this year?
Well, Merle Haggard, I thought that's we decided on.