Are they any single girls out there If you're listening to us on your car radio girls just sigh We wanna dedicate this next song to all the women out there Who've ever had their hearts broken by one of these honorary men I wrote this song just for us girls It's called Mr. Pain ♪ Met my first love down in Texas In a club in San Anton' Both of us were lonely Had no one to call our own So we danced and laughed 'til closin' time And had no place to go So with the top pulled down we drove all night Ran off to Mexico But my blond-haired, blue-eyed cowboy Turned out to be bad news Disappeared one morning Left his old boots and the blues Now there's been so many others But none of them were true The only one I could count on to keep me Company is you Mr. Pain (Mr. Pain), oh, it's you again Never really wanted us to be such friends You always seem to show up When I'm all alone That's when you move right in And make yourself at home Mr. Pain Oh, Mr. Pain ♪ Well, you'd think by now that I'd have learned To see through your disguise A heartache really shouldn't be So hard to recognize But you wear so many faces Every line is new And somehow I just always end up Wakin' up with you Mr. Pain (Mr. Pain), oh, it's you again I never really wanted us to be such friends Never fail to find me when I'm all alone That's when you move right in And make yourself at home Mr. Pain