You won't catch him paintin' High dollar highlights in his hair Or knockin' down walls in a mall Lookin' for a hip shirt to wear And he ain't in the market For a jet black on black, look at that bed Or lustin' over some young brown eyed Bombshell brunette But every once in a while After four or five days cuttin' corn in a row He'll back the tractor in the barn Shut 'er down and say "Time to sow some wild oats" He'll pull that car around, wife comes runnin' out She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler He's got buddies his age In a phase tryin' to turn back time They got lawyers and ladies lined up To take a chunk of their back side Meanwhile he and his bride Of twenty five years goin' strong Are busy steamin' up windows Like a couple of kids doin' somethin' wrong But every once in a while After four or five days cuttin' corn in a row He'll back the tractor in the barn Shut 'er down and say "Time to sow some wild oats" He'll pull that car around, wife comes runnin' out She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler Every once in a while After four or five days cuttin' corn in a row He'll back the tractor in the barn Shut 'er down and say "Time to sow some wild oats" He'll pull that car around, wife comes runnin' out She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler Got a mid-life Chrysler Got her right there beside him Chrysler, Chrysler