Well they say that opposites attract I can see it now as i look back If i wanted this, he wanted that We'd bark and hiss, like dogs and cats But the thing that drove me up a tree Was the way he loved to disagree Each time we had a difference of opinion Well he like the covers pulled down And i didn't He thought i should lose a few pounds And i didn't But what finally tore our love apart Was a matter of religion He thought he was god And i didn't Well it was more than just a lovers spat In the civil war of the thermostat We'd wail away like maniacs Throwing shoes and bric a brac Well i can see him now in his muscle shirt With his perky pecs and that ccky smirk Standing there, pushing all my bttons Well he like the toilet seat up And i didn't He thought i should be a "c" cup And i didn't But what finally tore our love apart Was a matter of religion He thought he was god And i didn't He really thought he was the man Held my whole world in his hands But if he ever comes down from that cloud he's sitting On Halleluja brothers and sisters I'll be gone Ah ha Well what finally tore our love apart Was a matter of religion He thought he was god He really like himself a lot He thought he was god And i didn't No i didn't