Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man had clipped coupons
And argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to buy were some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore, so I left
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
All the people on the street
I hate you all
And the people that I meet
I hate you all
And the people that I know
I hate you all
And the people that I don't
I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all
Some fucking asshole just cut me off
And gave me the finger when I fucking honked
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
He slammed on the breaks but I made a mistake
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
But he was six three, and two hundred pounds of Satan
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
All the people on the street
I hate you all
And the people that I meet
I hate you all
And the people that I know
I hate you all
And the people that I don't
I hate you all
I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you it's true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate, oh I hate you
All the people on the street
I hate you all
And the people that I meet
I hate you all
And the people that I know
I hate you all
And the people that I don't
I hate you all
And the people in the East
I hate you all
And the people I hate least
I hate you all
And the people in the West
I hate you all
And the people I like best
I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all