How glad a million laddies* From millionaires to caddies Would be to capture me! But you had such persitence, You wore down my resistance I fell, and it was swell You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo How I won you, I shall never, never know It's not that you're attractive But, oh, my heart grew active When you came into view. I've got a crush on you, Sweetie pie. All the day and night-time, hear me sigh I never had the least notion That I could fall with so much emotion Could you coo? Could you care For a cunning cottage we could share? The world will pardon my mush 'Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you Could you coo? Could you care For a cunning cottage we could share? Your mush I never shall shush, 'Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you