I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Going down there, it ain't scary 'cause I've got the virgin Mary Sittin' on the dashboard of my car I'm in the backseat sinning, Jesus up there grinning Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Green, white, pink or yellow, I don't care 'cause he's my feller Sittin' on the dashboard of my car ♪ I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Going down there, it ain't scary 'cause I've got the virgin Mary Sittin' on the dashboard of my car I'm in the backseat sinning, Jesus up there grinning Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Green, white, pink or yellow, I don't care 'cause he's my feller Sittin' on the dashboard of my car