I got time on my hands I got my hands in my pockets My boat's floating I guess it's time to rock it Everybody knows that I'm half crazy But the other half is doing all right Sitting here, watching the moon rise I got a different movie in each of my eyes Everybody knows that I'm half crazy But the other half is doing all right This old boy can still rock 'n roll He's wearing a shirt full of bullet holes Everybody knows that he's half crazy But the other half is doing all right Don't talk to me of revolution I'm not part of the problem, I'm part of the confusion Everybody knows that I'm half crazy But the other half is doing all right Don't give me no grief, just go away I got head full of instant replays anyway Everybody knows that I'm half crazy But the other half is doing all right Conspiracies are multiplying in my brain If I weren't paranoid I'd be completely insane Everybody knows that I'm half crazy But the other half is doing all right