Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, Five nights a week? And I try as hard as I can, But I could never be David Letterman... I know he knows you look up to him, But you don't visit his sleep, I know I know this is what I missed, your eyes are just for me, Really can't see how we could be, I still put trust in fate, It's something slow that I don't know so I say... Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, Five nights a week? And I try as hard as I can, But I could never be David Letterman... Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, Five nights a week? And I try as hard as I can, But I could never be David Letterman...