She has the darkest mind I've ever tried to read When I heard she was single I almost peed I want to be her next ex-husband Riding on a steed Her breath is wet It turns my brain into a goo And when we text it's like I'm having A major breakthrough Because I am the perfect pet In love with her shampoo When I'm sleeping on her floor I'm dreaming of her touch I see her girlfriends out And I don't say too much Maybe we'll go get dinner When Caleb gets his stuff