It begins on a dark stage
And then a beam of light
And you see me... and my guitar
-Making guitar noises with his mouth-
In the end of time
There was a man who knew the road
And the writing was written on the stone
And then a thin layer of fog comes around my ankles
Roadies, this is dry ice we're gonna talk about this later
In the ancient time
An artist lead the way
But no one could seem to understand
Chimes, Freddy!
In his heart he knew
That the artist must be true
But the legend of the rent was way past due
And then Katie comes in on the bass!
-Making bass noises with his mouth-
You think you'll be just fine without me
But you're MINE!
You think you can just kick me out of the band?!
And then Zack comes in with a face melter!
-Making more guitar noises with his mouth-
Well there's just one problem there
The band is MINE!
How can you kick me out of what is mine?!
And then Freddy comes in with a Hawaii-Five-O drum solo!
-Making drumset noises with his mouth-
Well you're not hardcore
Unless you live hardcore!
And I need the backup singers to be like:
"Well you're not hardco- No you're not hardcore!"
"Unless you live hardco- Unless you live hardcore!"
But the legend!
Of the rent!
Was way hardcore!
BAM! BAM! Confetti explosion!
And then that's- uh- that's all I have right now it's a work in progress