Just yank that corset tight Much tighter and she'll suffocate My goal is lean and mean You're halfway there, just overweight That's so unfair She's just big boned Gain one more ounce and you'll be disowned Unfair Unfun Prince Sebastian's ball He's a complete loser after all To marry him would be so grim Unless supplied with something on the side Forget the boy think about the throne Just close your eyes, think of all you'll own A crown, a throne, a stepping stone Just step on him, love is overblown He is a person you know, he's not a throne Ooh! Sorry, I forgot you two were "friends" If you like him so much why don't you marry him? A prince? Marry someone who looks like her? No Her little friend Sebastian will choose as every prince before him has He'll choose beauty Life is so unfair I'll show you unfair