GALAVANT: It's a good day to die.
KING OF VALENCIA.: We won't. There's one more episode.
GALAVANT: But still... we could die.
GARETH: We all know that's a massive load of—
GALAVANT: Right.
Still... we might.
ISABELLA: And if we did,
We will never live ever after,
Cozy at home by the sea.
You writing poems
For our seven children.
GALAVANT: Frankly, I thought maybe three.
KING RICHARD: I'll never marry Roberta
And rule a kingdom,
Loved and respected and cheered.
Known for my fair-minded ways and my full-grown dragon.
Also, my full, flowing beard.
QUEEN OF VALENCIA: Oh please. This isn't Game of Thrones.
GARETH: We're not gonna die.
Let's end the song and grow some stones and fight.
JESTER: Or will we leave all our viewers with pain and anger,
Just like we left them last year?
Could we just stop once again, on a huge cliffhanger—